This is where you can have some fun and a laugh. We're always on the
look-out for some good jokes so send some in and we will put the best on the website.
What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
Is that you mum?
What dog keeps the best time?
A watch dog.
Why did the tomato turn red?
It saw the salad dressing!
What is a dog's favourite pizza?
Pupperoni!
What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?
Big holes all over Australia!
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Mice-Crispies!
Why couldn't the dalmatian hide?
Because he was already spotted!
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
A dino-snore!