This is where you can have some fun and a laugh. We're always on the
look-out for some good jokes so send some in and we will put the best on the website.
What do you give an elephant that's going to be sick?
Plenty of room!
Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?
Because the rest
are weekdays.
Which snakes are good at maths?
Adders.
What do you call a man who steals cows?
A beef burglar!
What do you call a mummy that washes up?
Pharaoh Liquid!
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Someone took
a corner!
What do you get if you cross a cat with a
parrot ?
A carrot!
What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas ?
Santa Claws!